foreign object

Made a short comic strip called about my eye trauma a couple of weeks ago. I am uploading only a few of my favorite pages with translations since the text is small. Click image to make larger.

top frame: "i just need you to give me your name, address, health history, ID number, social security number, and then you may sit over there"
middle frame: "oh my GOD"
bottom frame: "what the hell happened to that guy?" / "shhh"

top frame: "la de da" / "gosh that receptionist is WHACK"
middle frame: "what is taking so long? isn't this an emergency room?? my eye hurts so bad!"

top frame: "once we see how all of your vitals are, we will transfer you to a different room"
middle frame: "now tell me your symptoms, hun, when was the date of your last period? do you smoke? drink? are you allergic to latex? do you mmkmhkmadm?"
bottom frame: six nurses later... "let's take a look at that eye"